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A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body
hurts whenever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor, "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbows and screams in agony. She
pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere
she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
She says "No, I'm really a blonde, I just dyed my hair last week."
"I thought so, " he says. "Your finger is broken."